I was pretty bored this morning, so I thought I’d IM with my old friend Moviefone. He’s been on my buddy list for so long, but we don’t talk that much. I guess we have that kind of low-maintenance relationship. However, today he must not have been in much of a mood to talk. Here’s a transcript of our convo. I dunno, you tell me:
AIM IM with Moviefone. 8:40 AM
hi moviefone!
Hey there. What or who do you wanna see on the big screen today?
how are you feeling today?
- Movies for Today 1 -F- You are Alone 2 -F- Night and Day You Are the One 3 -F- That Loving Feeling 4 -F- Memories are Made of This 5 -F- All We Are Saying P=Past, N=New, S=Soon, F=Future Type # next to movie to see showtimes, M to go back to the Main Menu or anything else to search again.
what do you think of the weather we're having?
- Movies for Today 1 -P- Shall We Dance (1937) 2 -P- Shall We Dance? (2004) 3 -P- We Are Marshall 4 -F- Lucky You 5 -P- Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan 6 -P- Ring Of Fire 7 -P- The Last King of Scotland 8 -P- The Death of Mr. Lazarescu 9 -P- The Pursuit of Happyness 10 -P- Curse of the Golden Flower 11 -F- Master of the Crimson Armor 12 -P- Rules Of The Game (1939) 13 -P- Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 14 -P- Army Of Darkness 15 -P- Children of Men P=Past, N=New, S=Soon, F=Future Type # next to movie to see showtimes, M to go back to the Main Menu or anything else to search again.
you seem to always be on IM. Don't you have work to do?
- Movies for Today 1 -F- You Want Me to Kill Him? 2 -S- Race you to the Bottom 3 -F- You Kill Me 4 -F- Talk to Me (2007) 5 -P- Michael Jordan to the Max 6 -P- T- Rex: Back to the Cretaceous in IMAX 3D 7 -F- You are Alone 8 -F- I Love You Again (2007) 9 -F- Bryan Loves You 10 -F- As You Like It (2007) 11 -F- Sunny & Share Love You P=Past, N=New, S=Soon, F=Future Type # next to movie to see showtimes, M to go back to the Main Menu or anything else to search again.
Look, I know you're trying to avoid the question, but isn't there something else you should be doing?
Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu. ======= Movie of the Week ======= Reign Over Me - Movie Site
hey, man, I'm not trying to confuse you, I just wanted to talk
Hey there. What film are you looking for? Dude, you are so 1-dimensional - Movies for Today 1 -F- You are Alone 2 -F- Night and Day You Are the One 3 -F- Suffer, Dude P=Past, N=New, S=Soon, F=Future Type # next to movie to see showtimes, M to go back to the Main Menu or anything else to search again.
I thought you were my buddy!
- Movies for Today 1 -N- I Think I Love My Wife 2 -F- I Love You Again (2007) 3 -F- P.S. I Love You 4 -F- How I Met My Boyfriend's Dead Fiance 5 -F- I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry 6 -P- Breakfast At Tiffany's P=Past, N=New, S=Soon, F=Future Type # next to movie to see showtimes, M to go back to the Main Menu or anything else to search again.
why can't you just have a normal conversation like everyone else here on the intarwebs?
Sorry, I didn't get that. ======= Movie of the Week ======= Reign Over Me - Movie Site fine, I don't want to talk to you anymore - Movies for Today 1 -F- You Want Me to Kill Him? 2 -F- Talk to Me (2007) 3 -F- I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With 4 -P- Michael Jordan to the Max 5 -P- T- Rex: Back to the Cretaceous in IMAX 3D 6 -P- Before Flying Back to Earth (Pries parskrendant i zeme) 7 -S- Race you to the Bottom 8 -S- The Prisoner or: How I Planned to Kill Tony Blair 9 -F- Talk Talk 10 -F- You Kill Me 11 -F- I Love You Again (2007) P=Past, N=New, S=Soon, F=Future Type # next to movie to see showtimes, M to go back to the Main Menu or anything else to search again.
just leave me alone
- Movies for Today 1 -F- You are Alone 2 -F- Me, Me, Me 3 -P- Alone with Her 4 -P- Just Married 5 -F- What Just Happened 6 -F- Just Like the Son 7 -F- Marley & Me 8 -F- Me and Wife 9 -F- You Want Me to Kill Him? 10 -F- The Ugly Duckling and Me 11 -F- He Loves Me P=Past, N=New, S=Soon, F=Future Type # next to movie to see showtimes, M to go back to the Main Menu or anything else to search again.
stop mocking me!
No movies matched your query. Try again or type main to return to main menu. ======= Movie of the Week ======= Reign Over Me - Movie Site
jerk
Pardon me? If you don't understand why I am not understanding you, just type, help. ======= Movie of the Week ======= Reign Over Me - Movie Site
help this, you insensitive clod!
K, I found a match. You used zip XXXXX last. To use it type Y. OR type in a new zipcode now and I'll see if this is playing near you.